Today, I'm merely going to direct your attention to Hinesy's blog,
The Literary Smackdown. For the month of March I've been the MC over there, introducing the authors and posting up their entries. The writing challenge that got the Smackdown party started this month was an exercise from John Gardner's how-to book,
The Art of Fiction. The assignment: "describe a lake as seen by a young man who's just killed someone. Do not mention the murder." So to read my entry, go
here. I encourage you to read the other three entries also -- it's worth your time. Good times.
So to read my entry, go here. I encourage you to read the other three entries also -- it's worth your time. Good times.
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Read my story! Here's a direct link! And yeah read the other guy's stuff too... I won't give you a link, so just figure it out.
What a Barnum & Bailey jerkface you are, Crane. Sending a direct link to your story, pimpin' it like Gretchen to Harwell. Just for that, smacknuts, I'm gonna resend my previous score of 7.5 for you and give you a whopping 0! Plus, I'm gonna give Abe a legendary 10+! What a dirty jew you are, dude. What a Mandle!
BOOO! BOOO! I'M NEVER READING THIS TRAITOR'S BLOG EVER AGAIN! BOOO!
ReplyDeleteYEA! I'M OUTTA HERE LIKE CLYNN FLEER!
ReplyDeleteBut one more thing... When ya got a girl who takes her time
You must slow the pace you can't mess with her mind
If she feels the same she'll letcha know
Just prepare yourself or be ready to go
And I hope this message stays in your mind
Cause you almost lost a girl who is right on time
There's one more thing that ya got to know
Just cool it down and stay in control
Cool it now, you gotta slow it down... you're gonna lose control!
Awww, yes... New Edition. How awesome... er, I mean, I'M OUTTA HERE LIKE A LEAF!
Yes, boo on you. Boo.
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