Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Declaration of Intent to Hiatus

Hola, readers.

I wanted to post up briefly to let you know that, owing to a stint of traveling I'll be doing (to PA and then England -- weddings), the Inanities will go dark for 3 weeks. I'll resume posting on this blog on or shortly after the 7th of June. I'll let you know how everything went.

Until June.


blankfist said...

I guess your readership will go from six people to none.

Anonymous said...

fuck you heath....and fuck you Crane. You owe me. You owe your readers. Just like Stephen King owed his readers not to die from some piddly little van crashing into him, because he owed his readers the rest of the Dark Tower books.

Just like George R.R. Martin owes his readers to not drop dead of a heart attack before finsihing his series.

YOU owe us to not quit this blog until it's fucking done. And who says when it's done? US. And we say...Keep going you lazy shit.

Heath's still drinking.

Shawn's still working in his 450pg screenplay

Peter's still sitting in his $600 desk chair, editing stuff on his 80" apple monitor

Speck's still shooting roids and pumping him some iron.

Craig's...well, he's still rockin'

Paul's still bitching about the man.

I'm still harrassing the shit out of Asia.

You need to keep on with yo blog. It's bad enough you finished your novel...That was a constant in all our lives that's gone. Don'e make this rock disappear from the horizon as well.

Just b/c I don't comment, doesn't mean I don't read.

I don't write letters to any of the authors I read either.

Get to work, ya big homo

peter said...

and you think my monitor is big...

Joshua said...

Crane!! It's so nice for me to have found this blog of yours, it's so interesting. I sure hope and wish that you take courage enough to pay me a visit in my PALAVROSSAVRVS REX!, and plus get some surprise. My blog is also so cool! Off course be free to comment as you wish.

harwell said...

I'm guessing anonymous was Hinesy???

Little mean though, huh?

blankfist said...

Not as mean as your response to him on his myspace page, dude.

nathan said...

It wasn't me. would sure appear to be

nathan said...

unless, i guess, i got blindingly drunk and wrote that during a blackout period.

blankfist said...

Ah, I can see now where you made a few written mistakes because of your drunken mess that you were. Let me do you the courtesy of fixing those for you. Nathan's post rewritten:

You're awesome Heath. And Crane you're not so bad yourself, albeit not as awesome as Heath. It's good to hear you're taking a long deserved rest from the bustling goings on of your day-to-day life. I'm sure I could make mention of Stephen King or George R.R. Martin at this point, but why bore everyone?

Heath's still awesome.

Shawn's still looking like a cross between Kermit and Andy Dick.

Peter has removed all firewire from his BMW M5 Sedan and replaced it with wireless internet.

Speck's still... yeah

Craig's...well, he's still rockin'. Sorry, I know I'm married but I love this Craig guy so much. Not in a gay way, but, uh... well, yes very much in a gay way.

Paul's still on his way to being the first person to bore a human being to death with political rants.

I'm still very much angry with my doppelganger, Joe Damman.

Just b/c I don't comment, doesn't mean I don't read. I'm just too lazy of a friend to let you know I care. I don't write letters to any of the authors I read either. See? That excuse makes perfect sense, right?

We'll see you soon, compadre. Be safe.

Ahhhh, man that was sooo sweet. See how much of a nicer guy you are when you're sober, man? Very cool. Though, that was still pretty mean to Harwell. Just saying.

harwell said...

Ehh, I'm used to it.

nathan said...

ahh. that made me giggle like a schoolgirl